Oilly, the Exxon Owl!

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"The term scientific consensus is an oxymoron in itself," Bill Tillerson (Exxon CEO) said when one shareholder suggested there was consensus on global warming.

"This is what's perplexing to me. I come away from these conversations and ask 'What exactly do they want?' I don't know what you want. We're going to be an active participant in this debate. We're just going to have to disagree."

Bill Tillerson is not an oxymoron, just a moron.